We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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