this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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