Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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