Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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