Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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