Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize