Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
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my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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