im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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