Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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