i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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