i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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