sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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