I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Randomize