I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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