she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Are we in a gay sports bar?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
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Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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