Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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