so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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