I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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