and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
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i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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