So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize