So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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