I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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