covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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