Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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