We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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