belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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