Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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