It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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