So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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