we have pet lesbian snakes
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
im calling her cock vulture from now on
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theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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