youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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