FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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