2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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