haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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