Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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