I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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