I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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