We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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