Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
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Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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