why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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