i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
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