David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
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It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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