I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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