STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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