Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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