I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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