GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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