He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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