I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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