It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
There's even glitter on my cock...
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